A Neat Experiment

Van sings into the butt-end of a flashlight!

Lift both legs; turn your left foot in a clockwise circular motion and your right foot in a counter-clockwise motion. At the same time turn your left hand in a counter-clockwise motion while making a clockwise circular pattern with your right hand. At the same time, recite “Mary had a Little Lamb” into a microphone plugged into a tape recorder in the “Record” mode all the while auditioning the sound through headphones. Do all this on a unicycle, maintaining a stationary position while thinking of the number six (or the one after 909 whichever is easier). You will notice a very slight reduction in your juggling skills. It is even better if you have been drinking.

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